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Honest Harry’s New & Used Horses

I can save you money on gas!

Alright folks, step right up! You don’t want to pay $4.69 for gas, no problem, I have the perfect vehicle for you. Needs no gas, no oil, or even a battery, just a little grass and water will do these animals fine. Now everyone has different needs, so choose from the following models:

1. Trail Horse - Your average run around town animal. Has the energy to get where you are going, the brain to find the best way to go, big enough to carry the normal sized American. Continue Reading »

13 Aug 2008 Lynn 0 comments

Fun, General, Jokes

The Wisdom of Children

The first grade school teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. Continue Reading »

02 Feb 2008 Lynn 0 comments

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Racehorse Joke

A new jockey starts work at a new stables and is about to compete in his first race. The owner of the horse comes to him and says he has a great ride and should win:

“All you have to do is this. As you’re coming to a fence say, ‘5 4 3 2 1 JUMP,’” Continue Reading »

01 Oct 2007 Lynn 0 comments

Fun, General, Jokes

If You Are Moving to Alberta - humour

Received this from a client tonite. Some of this is remarkably good advice.

Regarding the 12 NEW rules for entering Alberta:

  1. Bring your own house.
  2. If going to the Oil Sands, bring your own house, school and hospital.
  3. If going to Edmonton, wear your flak jacket. This is the murder capital of Canada. Continue Reading »

07 Jun 2007 Lynn 0 comments