All In Perspective
01 Jul 2010 Lynn 0 comments
01 Jul 2010 Lynn 0 comments
If you could use a chuckle take a look at this one.
Thanks for this fun item to Bobbie Niwa of Muddy Acres
23 Jun 2010 Lynn 0 comments
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?”
Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, “Sure, why not? Continue Reading »
18 May 2010 Lynn 0 comments
A friend sent me this one. A bit of fun.
Potential Danger of Horse Hair… This is a public service announcement.
In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses. This substance, called “amobacter equuii” has been linked with the following symptoms in females:
Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours.
Surgeon General’s Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive and may impare the ability to use common sense.
“Amobacter equuii” is usually found in females but can occasionally infect males as well.
22 Mar 2010 Lynn 2 comments
Some more humour for the holidays.

Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary……
8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm – Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm – Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm – Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm – Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm – Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! Continue Reading »
16 Dec 2009 Lynn 0 comments
I can save you money on gas!
Alright folks, step right up! You don’t want to pay $4.69 for gas, no problem, I have the perfect vehicle for you. Needs no gas, no oil, or even a battery, just a little grass and water will do these animals fine. Now everyone has different needs, so choose from the following models:
1. Trail Horse – Your average run around town animal. Has the energy to get where you are going, the brain to find the best way to go, big enough to carry the normal sized American. Continue Reading »
13 Aug 2008 Lynn 0 comments
The first grade school teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. Continue Reading »
02 Feb 2008 Lynn 0 comments
A new jockey starts work at a new stables and is about to compete in his first race. The owner of the horse comes to him and says he has a great ride and should win:
“All you have to do is this. As you’re coming to a fence say, ‘5 4 3 2 1 JUMP,’” Continue Reading »
Received this from a client tonite. Some of this is remarkably good advice.
Regarding the 12 NEW rules for entering Alberta:
07 Jun 2007 Lynn 0 comments