A new jockey starts work at a new stables and is about to compete in his first race. The owner of the horse comes to him and says he has a great ride and should win: “All you have to do is this. As you’re coming to a fence say, ’5 4 3 2 1 [...]

Received this from a client tonite. Some of this is remarkably good advice. Regarding the 12 NEW rules for entering Alberta: Bring your own house. If going to the Oil Sands, bring your own house, school and hospital. If going to Edmonton, wear your flak jacket. This is the murder capital of Canada.